Language models are way too addicting

 

This is from the TextSynth Playground, which uses GPT-J. 

My input: 

Once upon a time there was a brilliant man by the name of Howard Ketcher McFletcher III. Now Howard loved dragons, so he would always go to Target and steal as much dragon merch as he could from the small children in the toy aisles. One day he was about to shoplift some more toys when he heard a voice calling to him from the Easter candy aisle. Grabbing his toys and shoving aside 5 kids, he walked towards the Easter aisle. He grabbed a few Reese's peanut butter eggs and then continued to follow the voice. 

"Howard," said the voice, "Look in between the televisions and you shall finally See." 

Howard looked between the televisions, and his black eyes widened. There was a portal to a magical dragon land.



GPT-J's continuation: 

Howard ran to the portal and looked in. "How do I get in?" asked Howard. 

"There are no magic words, Howard. But if you want to pass through the portal, you must find the man who is called The Dragon Man." The voice said as it disappeared. Howard looked at the television again. He wondered what the Dragon Man was. He decided to ask the Easter Bunny about it. 

The next day, Howard went to the Easter Bunny and asked him: "The Easter Bunny, who is the Dragon Man?" 

"If you don't mind my saying so, it's obvious that you are a smart little boy, Howard. I'm the Dragon Man. Now what can I do for you?" 

"I'm looking for a magical egg that I heard comes out of the Egg-stination machine," said Howard. 

"You mean the Wishing Machine? It's very well hidden, but I'll

END

It's too bad it cut off, but man. Maybe I should convert this into something. :P The Egg-stination machine is my favorite part lmao. 

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