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Showed up in my car window today after the farmer's market. I, uh 

Don't think I'm going to need that. 

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Is this what the white people do for fun? Voluntarily increase their risk of skin cancer by using UV beds or Trump-style spray-ons (ew) instead of just...touching grass?


The white people get to be super tall. If I was full white I would probably just sit around thinking "wow, I'm really tall, that's cool" not "omg I'm too pale", but whatever. 

And I'm not so brown that I don't get farmer's tans. I do, they're just not that noticeable. I definitely have a slight one right now. I run outside a lot but am usually only shirtless at the beach or water park. Why? Sweat absorbs better on a shirt + I feel like a tool for some reason if I ever go shirtless on a run. 

Farmer's market was great as always though. Loaded brisket mac and cheese (sorry summer cut, uwu), some free samples, bought a cookie that I'm gonna need to pop in the fridge because it melted very quickly, talked to a friendly Disney travel agent, and even waved to a nice fursuiter. Man, I love touching grass. 


I was with my cousin so they put TWO FORKS in the thing. Sir, I alone will be eating all of it. 






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