the temporal duality of r/CSMajors

2021: 

Hi guys :) I am a Berkeley EECS senior. I grind Leetcode for 40 hours a day. I have FT offers from Facebook, Amazon, Meta, Google, Lyft, Netflix, Microsoft, Apple, Fetlife, Chaturbate, Bad Dragon, Grindr, and Chipotle. TC will be $400K a year, 92 days PTO per week, 3-day workweek, free luxury apartment with ocean view, fully remote, no meetings at all, free meals catered 3x/day. Which one should I choose? uwu 

2025: 

hey guys :( I have applied to 69420 jobs FULL IN PERSON 95 HOUR WORKWEEKS 7 DAYS A WEEK AND ALL OF THEM REJECTED ME and just hired PEOPLE IN INDIA INSTEAD WHO WILL WORK FOR 3 DOLLARS A YEAR. SCREW THIS I AM GOING TO BE A PLUMBER 

STAY AWAY KIDS SAVE YOURSELVES
IT'S A SCAM IT'S ALL A SHAM 

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SIREN SONG OF PYTHON AND CLION
THEY WILL LURE YOU INTO A WATERY GRAVE

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In all seriousness, keep coding. CS will return to the nerds eventually. The clout chasers will go somewhere else and we'll be free to geek out about mutexes or whatever again. 

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